How to stay positive

Case study 1. Woke up one morning and found one of my housemates wiping/drying his face on my towel!!! I mean come on dude! You are a nice guy and all, but I don't want any part of you rubbing any part of my towel.
Moral of the story: Be glad that he's wiping his face, not his arse.

Case study 2. Been trying to get my hair straighter in effort to look nice and different, when I asked Mr.Grumble if he likes my hair straighter, he just stared back at me and said "But your hair is always that way"
Moral of the story: So he doesn't notice my hair? Good! He's a far cry from being gay.

Case study 3. I am broke. I keep spending $ and I am supposed to do some saving this year!
Moral of the story: At least that indicate that I have a healthy social life, good taste in clothes and I look cute in my new dress.

Case study 4. Never have enough time to study, draw, scrap, watch dvd etc
Moral of the story: Busy is good, you don't have time staring at the ceiling questioning the meaning of life and wondering why your job sucks and apparently your life too :p

I don't know if this is how you stay positive, sounds more like denial the more I read it :p But it does works sometimes